I Need Some Help

I don't usually do this on my blog, but I need some help...but first a quick question -- do the physical objects in my house & cars speak to one another and intentionally decide to revolt and all break down at the same time? I believe that there may be a conspiracy afoot between my cars, cell phone, car stereo, etc. So here's where I need some help (this is more for the local folks!): Cell phone: I've been with US Cellular for a while...I want out. I've been trying to outlast the contract on both of our phones. Mine is clear, Jennifer isn't free until October '06. My phone doesn't work. I am eligible for a new phone from US Cellular, but that would require signing another 2-year contract. It would cost us $150 to break our contract with US Cellular. Our current bill is about $80. Does anyone local know of a better deal/plan that would justify us paying the $150 to break the plan? Or should I just look around for the cheapest piece of junk phone I can find to make it to Oct. '06? Call me (wait, my phone is not receiving calls). Call Jennifer's phone in the evenings, or call my office phone. Thanks!