Jen: Do you really want to know, Caleb?
Caleb: Yeah, I really want to know.
Jen: Well, there's two ways...aunt Andrea had Elsa the way where they cut across her stomach and the doctor takes the baby out. Mommy did it the other way. Where I pushed the baby out through a hole called the vagina...kinda down by my pee-pee. It hurts and it's hard to push it out.
Caleb: Woah! I'm so glad I'm a boy!
Jen: Yeah...that's nice.
Caleb (looking at Gavin): Well, someday we're going to have to build houses, so I guess it's fair!
From a week ago...in the middle of a wrestling match...
Caleb: Daddy, you know what? (as he rubs his cheek) I think my beard is coming in.
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Did Jen approve of this post? As for me, I about gagged when you gave details. I guess it's better than actually seeing it.
yes, she stood over my shoulder...
oh my. oh dear.
i don't know what else to say.
Oh puleeze. VAGINA. Let's all say it together...VAGINA. All better now? :-P
ps. That was such a cute story!
sheer comedic brilliance...
Deaver...thank you...our sentiments exactly!!
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