Jen: Do you really want to know, Caleb?
Caleb: Yeah, I really want to know.
Jen: Well, there's two ways...aunt Andrea had Elsa the way where they cut across her stomach and the doctor takes the baby out. Mommy did it the other way. Where I pushed the baby out through a hole called the vagina...kinda down by my pee-pee. It hurts and it's hard to push it out.
Caleb: Woah! I'm so glad I'm a boy!
Jen: Yeah...that's nice.
Caleb (looking at Gavin): Well, someday we're going to have to build houses, so I guess it's fair!
From a week ago...in the middle of a wrestling match...
Caleb: Daddy, you know what? (as he rubs his cheek) I think my beard is coming in.