Caleb: Hey mom (he started calling us 'mom' and 'dad' yesterday because that's what his friend calls his parents -- no more 'mommy' and 'daddy'). Are witches real?
Jen: (whispers to me) What do I say? How about witches worship another god...you think that's alright.
Charlie: Sure, go with that.
Jen: (to Caleb now): Yes, witches are real, but not like on TV, they are people who worship another god.
Caleb: Do they stir the green stuff?
Caleb: Do they wear black robes?
Jen: No. You probably wouldn't even recognize them -- they look just like you and me.
Caleb: Can they fly around?
Me: No, they don't really do magic like on they do on TV.
So the moral of the story is, always be ready when you're a parent, cuz you never know what's coming next!!