Cracking me up!

I got a mailer promoting a new book by a new author today. Here's the writer's bio (it makes me laugh...contractor and reflexologist????) India Alar Moon has a holistic repertoire of professional experiences that encompass the spiritual, physical, psychological, and emotional realms. India is a general contractor, an ordained minister, a massage therapist, herbalist, personal trainer, and a certified reflexologist living between Wyoming and California. For more than twenty-five years, India has shared her gifts with the Native American, Black, and white communities, working on people free of charge to help them overcome challenges and deal with other pertinent issues. India engages in many extreme sports, including long-distance hiking and mountain biking, and has ridden her horses 750 miles from the New Mexico border to the Colorado border cross-country. She is married to her husband Jim of eleven years. This is her first published book. If you're interested in her book, you can go here.